Right fat bastard: Betty Anderson

From Create Your Own Story

Your name is Betty Anderson, and Its the start of a great day at the twelve. The sun is shining and Charles was smiling the morning when he gave you your gift a custom necklace. You feel like telling everyone about it but so far your only options are a fat drunk outside and Mr. Crazy with his 100th cup of coffee. Then you see your best friend Sandra McNally coming in through the door and can barely contain your excitement at the thought of showing off his gift, that is until you see she is wearing the same custom necklace.

• Betty Anderson: Jump the counter and lets rumble, bitch has to die
• Betty Anderson: Ignore the necklace and just talk about something else
• Betty Anderson: Ask Sandra where she got that beautiful necklace
• Betty Anderson: Walk away I just can't handle this right now
• Betty Anderson: Start to cry and just don't explain why