Red eyes? Black dragon? Remind you of anything? Name begins with A...

From Create Your Own Story

..ludin. Aludin. Y'know, from Skyrim.

Anyway, a dragon, probably Aludin, turns up, circling Hogwarts and blowing bits off it.

Suddenly, Harry turns up in a horned iron helmet!

Hagrid: Arry. Yer the Dragonborn, Arry.

OH GOD DAMMIT HARRY.

• Air Assassinate Harry.
• Knick the helmet and give it to Draco.
• Knick the helmet and give it to Voldy.
• Lesse... Summon Smaug (the Magnificent!)
• Summon Judge Dredd.
• Kill Neville while he's distracted.
• Have Aludin rape Harry.
• Have Aludin rape Neville.
• All of the above.

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