Piss on him

From Create Your Own Story

You have the sudden need to pee, here is better than anywhere else, you begin to piss on the dieing soldier, unable to believe what was happening the thug dies with your piss soaking into his wounds.

You turn around to see Goku sheltering his son form such an action. he then kicks the crap out of you for not respecting the dead.

You spend the rest of your life in a coma. It was totally worth it right?

THE END