Piggy's Day/On top of a flying bird

From Create Your Own Story

You fall on top of a large flying bird. You recognize this bird.

Piggy: "Oh, hello Alphabet Bird."

The Alphabet Bird: "Hello. Piggy, why do you think I saved your life?"

Piggy: "Uuhh... To clear your conscience?"

The Alphabet Bird: "No. I need to tell you, that you're not a real person, and neither am I."

Piggy: "What? Then, what are we, if not real?"

The Alphabet Bird: "We are characters in a Choose-Your-Own-Adventure-type story, on the internet.

Piggy: "Oh yeah? What page?"

The Alphabet Bird: "http://editthis.info/create_your_own_adventure/?title=Piggy's_Day/On_top_of_a_flying_bird. Here's even a laptop so you can check for yourself."

The Alphabet Bird hands you a laptop.

Piggy: "Well I'll be."

The Alphabet Bird: "Yes. Now, Piggy, I need you to make one final choice."

Piggy: "Oh, yeah? What is it?"

The Alphabet Bird: "The question is: Do you wish to choose your own fate?"

Piggy: "...."

The Alphabet Bird: "....."

Piggy: "Wouldn't either of those answers produce the same results?"

The Alphabet Bird: "As an omniscent being, I can answer that. If you do not wish to choose your own faith, that's that. You won't get to make another choice. It is important to note that I said: 'Final choice'. Therefore, selecting to choose your faith is also the final choice, and you won't be able to make another one. Both will result in the same ending."

Piggy: "And what ending is that?"

The Alphabet Bird: "An open one."

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The Alphabet Bird: "Now restart this story, will you?"