Pick it up and throw it in the trash

From Create Your Own Story

You are about to throw it away when you notice Dr. Iniquitous' hair in it. You realize that he is impersonating a pilot to travel undetected.

Do you:

• Go get on the nearest plane
• Go to the bank to see if you can find anything interesting about Dr. Iniquitous
• Go wash off the hat because you have OCD