Parent the kid.

From Create Your Own Story

You parent the kid, and become like Tom Delonge and write songs about Jesus, and hapiness and rainbows and how precious your kid is and blah, blah blah..........

Everyone hates you, and your band disbands. You start a solo carrer and your only fans are 40-year-old moms and a teenager from Burger King who thinks you're sexy.

The End.