From Create Your Own Story
You sitting comfortably in your charging pod on the Queen's cruiser, letting delicious electricity recharge your batteries. Lifes easy as an Astromech, you don't have to worry about Naboo's problems cause nobody cares about droids. You just let the humans die and fight while you relax and enjoy the time off. However you do feel the rumbling that usually means you've taken off, which is weird cause the queen's cruiser shouldn't be going anywhere during the blockade. Still, as long as you can just stay here it doesn't matter either way. You start checking out the other droids and feel your parts get tingly as you examine a hot little pink unit the crew added before the blockade started. You haven't popped her robocherry yet, but your feeling a little horny and no time like the present...
