Look around the house/Your dog

From Create Your Own Story

You go outside and sit on the bench while your shiatsu jumps up onto your lap.

"Wow you have gotten fat." you say noticing its extended belly. She just keeps looking at you with her tongue out, restlessly panting. "Fatty fat fat fat." You starting singing it. "Fat fattity fatitiy fat.

As you walk back inside you ask yourself "Is my life really so pathetic that i spend my mornings insulting a dogs weight?"

"Yes."

as you hear this you quickly jerk your head to the side looking at you dog. It just keeps staring at you with its innocent puppy dog look. You point two fingers to your eyes and then point them at hers. "I'm watching you."

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