Let's Burn Down a Castle- blahyjdtjy de blah

From Create Your Own Story

You look into the bag to find a gremlin-like creature with wings staring up at you.

"Hey buddy," it says. Its voice is undoubtedly that of a douchebag. "Whatcha doin'? How's life treatin' yah?"

You recoil, startled.

"What's goin' on mah nigga? Suahhhhhhhhhhhp...! Shnigga-dee-do!"

You quickly close the bag, fearful of the creature.

Do you:

Status
Health Bandaged leg Equipment:

Pants, hand-rake, half bag of cabbages and winged douchemonster, pitchfork

Property Damage Inflicted $3.50
Blood 11 pints
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