Laugh at him, and leave

From Create Your Own Story

You stick your hands in the sink for a minute to get the shit off, then laugh at the man's continued attempts to clean himself and move to the door.

"This isn't funny!" the man says.

You laugh again and turn your back on him. Just as you put one foot out the door, you feel the wet slap of a moist turd hitting you square in the back.

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