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From Create Your Own Story

No dice. You are carrying too much shit, so you lose your balance when crossing a slippery-ass spot and topple over. You crash through the flimsy floor into the basement, which contains many kegs of booze as well as a ladder back up to the bar. It appears that none of the patrons have noticed your antics - they're too busy being drunk.

Do you:

Status
Health Healthy Equipment:

Pants, half bag of cabbages, strange-looking card, 99.9999% alcohol, string, a match

Property Damage Inflicted $0
Blood 12 pints
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