Hit the Hot Tub back at the dorm

Fuck that shit! Obama hasn't passed no health plan and you have no insurance!!

You decide to hit the hot tub back at the dorm room.

Before long you are downing beers and smoking blunts with your boys.

One of them though looks pissed.

"What's the smell?" he asks "Smells like old cheese"

Everyone looks at you.

"Did you sleep with Cynthia?" asks one.

"Fuck yeah I did! I hit that shit hard!" you reply

"She's a leper! She was expelled last week!" says another

Your dick later falls off. Next time hit the hospital genius!

THE END