Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows/Plant your feet down, that's it.

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But, But, you wanted to turn into a bird so now you planted your feet on... Uncle Vernon, walking around in the garden.

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows/Poop on his head!

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows/Fly away! On a plus side, find the Roly-Poly Bird!

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows/Stab in his head with your clawed talons