Grab the housewife and hold her against you

From Create Your Own Story

You lock your arms around her and hold her naked body against yours. "Okay, cool."

"It is n--"

At that moment, the woman's husband walks in. "What's going on here?"

You give him a supercilious smirk. "If you're too dumb to recognize two women having sex when you walk in on them and they're naked, I don't know how you hold down a job."

That catches him off guard. He clearly was expecting you to be on the defensive.

"Um... uh... well, I can see that there's two women having sex, one of whom is my wife. That's not exactly what I meant."

Your smirk grows even wider, and you put as much snark and sarcasm into your voice as you can. "Oh, I'm so sorry. I'm being incredibly impolite by not introducing myself. Jackie Foster, at your service."

He just stares at you, open-mouthed.

"Well, aren't you going to introduce yourself?" you say in a snippish voice.

"Er... I'm Jay Kendall," he mumbles. "And you've already gotten to know my wife Lisa."

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Jacqueline Foster, Postal Cutie

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