G:Knock on the door of Платыйпус
From Create Your Own Story
You knock and the door swings open of its own accord. The person in front of you takes of his helmet display and places it on the table.
"Что ты здесь делаешь?" He says, the screen in front of him, just taken off, have nightmarish creatures of all sorts marching towards a cave.
"What?" you ask, unsure what he just said. 'Scho childesh tel geleesh' was what you heard.
The person, Платыйпус, turns to his board and flicks some switches.
"There we go, the Language Translator really works." After seeing your blank expression, he says,"They're v3.72 functions in testing." The board he owns is sleek and black, a different model. It also has more buttons, and it seems every switch has three positions.