Eastbound and Down: Shelby County Gone Wild

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You are Kenny Powers, retired baseball player from Shelby County. Your career just did a big old shit and it hit the motherfuckin' fan. You are now the new Physical Education teacher in Shelby County middle school. Your ex girlfriend (April) with huge tits is an art teacher at the school and you've been trying to score with her since you got there.

What are you doing now?

Making out with April in your truck

Teaching your annoying PE class.

At home watching TV

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