EPIC/Failure
From Create Your Own Story
You wait and wait to see if they'll respond. Everyday you check the mail to see if they mailed you a response, but to no avail. You begin to lose hope but Daddy reaffirms your faith and tells you to be patient. One day you see something in the mail that isn't junk mail or a bill and you get excited. When you see it's return address is in Dallas, Texas, you get so excited and open it immediately.
It reads:
Dear Chealsea, We are excited to have such passionate fans as you. However you did not win the grand sweepstakes as there are other Cowboy fans that show more passion than you. We hope that this not discourage you from continuing your support of the Cowboys. How Bout Them Cowboys! -Cowboy Staff
You are immediately discouraged. You begin to cry and Daddy trys to distract you with other things. He promises that he'll get you another puppy or he'll pour you a drink if you forget about it.
