Dirty Me's Diary
From Create Your Own Story
Dear Diary,
I hope no one else is reading you. I mean, these are my private, personal thoughts. Someone might think I am strange, or sick, or something.
HEY, ARE YOU READING MY DIARY!!! Get out!!! I am SERIOUS! I will call the police, or the mofia, or something. Ask them to kill you! I am a witch! I know how to cast spells! I will call a demon on you!!!
Okay, that should scare away anyone that tries to steal you or read you or something.
Well, just so you know diary, I am 18, and still in high school. So, anyways, where should I start?
I was in a fight at school today...
My ass was patted today while I was on the train
I got lots of doggy kisses! And an unexpected doggy kiss...
