Critical Role - Jester - Get Caught Writing In Ledger In Bath House

From Create Your Own Story

You have just finished turning one of the d’s on the page into a perfectly drawn dick when you feel a hand latch onto your wrist, yanking it away from the ledger with force. Looking down, you see the furious gnome woman scowling at you. “What in the nine hells do you think you are doing young lady?” She yells, her eyes drawn to your work.

“Young folk have no respect these days!” She hisses through gritted teeth. You begin to try and make excuses, but she ignores you and drags you by your wrist over to the door to her office. Despite her age and size, she has an iron grip and pulls you along almost without effort. Once inside, she pushes you into a wooden chair and begins muttering to herself. You realise too late that she is about to use magic and as you begin to get up, your whole body locks up in paralysis.

“I bet you are too young to recognise me, girl. Before I retired and founded this bath house, I was once the captain of the guard. My name is Amalda Knotwise. Before I cleaned it up, this whole city was drowning in smugglers and drug dealers.” Amalda leans right into your face with a fire in her eyes and her sweet-granny smile now replaced with a fiendish grin.

“I don’t normally like to brag, but I became extremely good at extracting information from these criminals about their hideouts and networks, and when I was done with them, they rarely ever went back to a life of crime.” She pulls away from you and begins rummaging through her cupboards, looking for something.

• Amalda pulls out a bamboo cane
• Amalda pulls out a rope and candle
• Amalda pulls out manacles and a knife
• You manage to break free of the paralysis

Your character is:
Jester Lavorre