Conquer the Earth and ban cakes

From Create Your Own Story

Everybody around the world is pretty @#%$^ since they can't have birthday cakes or wedding cakes or divorce cakes or I-want-a-#%$^%-cake cakes now. Since Kryptonite is common as dirt, you're pretty #%$^&* when the world decides to kill you.

FAILURE

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Health	100	Equipment: none