Can't you take a goddamn hint?(mfSHN)
From Create Your Own Story
Oh My God, I'm not dealing with an IDIOT, am I? Of course not you don't even look the part. You have the air of a... shining beacon of cognitive superiority. I know I'm not wrong... I'm rarely wrong.
Now that you have been reassured of your superiority, why don't we try this again? I'll even walk you through this whole thing... not that you need it, what with you being the shining beacon of understanding and all that. But I'm an idiot who can't know his place in the presence of a superiour entity. You can promptly proceed, blatantly ignoring me... you might even be able to fade me away from your presence with your IGNORANCE and might even wade my voice away from your ears. :)
OK, I BELIEVE WE ARE IN THE SAME PAGE NOW SO I'LL CLUE YOU IN ON A FEW SECRETS. FIRST OFF... ITS REALLY IMPERATIVE THAT YOU DO NOT CHOOSE PATH OF THE MAIDEN, BECAUSE IT PERTAINS TO A MYSTERIOUS CLASS OF BEINGS CALLED "FEMALES"... AND SINCE I AM NOT A FEMALE MYSELF, (DID I TELL YOU I'M NOT A FEMALE? WELL, I DID NOW.) I LACK THE REQUSITE THOUGHT PROCESSES TO DO JUSTICE TO THE ROLE I AM BURDENED WITH. I HOPE YOU CAN SYMPATHISE AND DO ME THIS ONE FAVOUR, PLEASE.