Call The Paramedics
From Create Your Own Story
Quickly, you call the paramedics. You feel like you're about to die when they finally show up. They treat your wounds, but discover you no longer have a hearbeat or a pulse.
The paramedics tell you that you need to be brought to the hospital. You comply, but once you're outside, you eat their brains.
"Come in, dispatch," you say over the ambulance's radio. "Send more paramedics!"
You died... kinda.
Cause Of Death: Stabbed. Good thing it was raining chemicals today.
THE END