Ask politely if you could stay for dinner.
From Create Your Own Story
She looks you carefully over, then decides you're a nice guy. It would be too much chicken for her to eat alone anyways. The chicken tastes wonderful, and afterwards you excuse yourself to go the bathroom. While taking your number one, you go into lala land and miss, some of your piss flies all over the place.
Feeling retarded, you search for something to wipe it up, but there isn't anything! No paper towels, cloths, wipes, or anything of the sort. Cursing loudly, you wipe it all up with your shirt, how wonderful. After washing vigorously in the tiny sink, you walk back out to the kitchen, but the woman is gone. You shrug and decide to leave the house. That guy is still staring at you.
