Ask about the Sultan

From Create Your Own Story

"Tayeb al-Sayoub" the dwarf repeats to himself, as if trying to remember the pronunciation. "One of the luckiest people you'll ever find in this wretched world. He's got mountains of money, countless of women in his harem and not a single obligation. The city isn't in war with anyone, nor does he have to appease power-hungry vassals or dukes. So he just lets anyone come here as long as they keep out of trouble and pay for themselves. The city's better than it's ever been.

He fancies himself an artist, and hires tons of musicians and writers to compose ballads and poetry in his honor. He writes his own as well, I'm told. But nobody's able to give fair critique because they're afraid of insulting him.

To sum it up: A rich, nice guy who stays out of everyone's business. Anything else?".

You then:

Status
Health Dangerously Horny, mated to Bethilda Equipment:

Pants

Experience Virgin
HP 100
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