Try texting Dave
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You open the messenger app, and tap on the name that displays "shithead," along with the emoji of a monkey. What a kind nickname you have for Dave, if you can even call him your friend. Your previous conversation displays.
June 14, 2012
9:14 pm
shithead🙊: hey dude did u get the email i sent u with directionz
You: Yes.
shithead🙊: good lol have fun starving in the desert on your way here
You: Thanks.
Dave was always kind of an asshole.
June 14, 2012
10:57 pm
You: Hey, you sure those directions were right? I'm in the middle of nowhere and apparently have no cell reception.
The phone displays a big happy exclamation mark with the words "message could not be sent at this time."
Thanks for nothing, Apple.
