"I might be a nerd, but it doesn't compare to you, ass face."

From Create Your Own Story

"What's that?" Johnny asks. "You want my ass in your face?"

He shoves you to the ground and sits his ass down on your face.

Do you:

• Bite Johnny's ass
• Grab Johnny's crotch
• Suffocate and die

You are:

A 10-year-old girl