"Fuck you, asshole!"

From Create Your Own Story

You do an excellent vocal impression of Arnold Schwarzenegger in The Terminator, intoning in a very cyborg-esque voice, "Fuck you, asshole."

Most of the crowd bursts into laughter, but Cory is furious. He aims a punch at your gut and you stagger backwards from the blow. You regain your balance a moment later and again try to walk in through the entrance.

He swings at you again, aiming for your face, but this time you're ready. You spin out of the way and his fist strikes your backpack instead of your flesh. A heavy hand clamps on his shoulder. You look up and see Miss Patton, the 6'5", 350 lb. Amazon of a gym teacher [who doesn't have an ounce of body fat], glaring at Cory.

The muscular brunette, who looks like she could compete and win in the World's Strongest Woman competition [if only it was still around], looks at you. "Are you all right?" she asks.

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