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Sex
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Introduction
Sex is an unpleasant and quite overrated act that many humans like to partake in. Science has yet to prove why, considering all the unpleasantries that follow. This is largely due to the fact that no known scientist has ever had sex.
Method and Consequences
Sex is performed by making use of male penis, the female vagina and copious amounts of pelvic thrusting. While the act itself can be very satisfying, the after effects are quite unpleasant. These include, but are not limited to, sleeping in the wet spot, embarrassing condom disposal, unwanted offspring, and awkward moments when the roommate walks in.
Opinions
Many scientists say that avoiding sex altogether is the best course of action available to the peoples of the world. Under the claim that doing so will solve overpopulation, they are able to mask thier own self-loathing and their twisted desire to make everyone else in the world suffer the same lifetime of virginity that they have.
List of Famous Sex Fiends
- Christopher Walken
- Bill Gates
- Pope Palpatine
- Alex DeLarge
- Nurse Ratched
- Ned Flanders
- The Virgin Mary
