Pervy Page
From Pirate Bitch
Pervy Page, cousin of Nathan Page, was a notorious sex-fiend, involved in many crimes during the 1980s. He was incarcerated in The Andreas Forbeski State Prison for crimes against nature, but was released after dry-humping three jail wardens, five jurors, two lawyers and a judge into submission.
His early life was marked with tragedy, after an incident with a bus left him missing half a penis. He was not able to grow like a normal boy, and instead grew a pair of DD-cup breasts. This lead to him being forced onto the pornographic circuit, and for him to witness severe sexual deprevations which may have warped his fourteen-year-old mind. By the time he was 18, he was full of such pip and vigour and sexual desires that, as he was finally released from his cage at Garald S Kirk Pornographic and Mexican Style Hatwear Empire, he ran straight into the nearest woman and dry-humped her. In four-months, they were married, and Mrs Ellice Page was a very happy wife, able to have dry-sex with her husband many times a day. But her life was taken away by a freak accident, when her husband revealed his mangled penis, and she ran in fright, right in front of a bus.
The year was 1979, and, as elitist poet of the moon and stars Billy Corgan sang, "Shakedown 1979, cool kids never have the time", and, in this year, Nathan Page planned a reign of terror that would last for the next decade.
His first crime occured when he threatened a Mrs Alice with nefarious deeds.
She was walking down the road, when he accoasted her, accompanied by Taniel Stratford, and demanded she take off her clothes. He was arrested and charged with sexual harrassment.
Then, the next day, he met a girl called Dawnie, and asked her "Would you like to have cyber-sex with me?", then said "Hello, by the way, my name is Pervy Page." Then in the silence that followed he said "How about we just get a bit kinky? I'd rather have you attached to me than Bertie". She ran away, but was dry-humped before she'd got away. He was later arrested and questioned by police.
He then exposed himself in public as he arrived for his trial, killing an old granny with sheer fright and she nearly got a Bertie in the face.
Pervy Page was later discovered to be Nathan Page in a wig.
In recent developments, he admitted his love and lust to Dawnie, upon doing this also breached his restraint order, meaning he was detained in prison for 24 hours. To show her feelings back, Dawnie is pressing charges stating "If that Fat Mole so much as breathes near me I'm pressing for the death penalty". Nathan, in his own defence, has tried to place the blame of his foolishness in love upone his friends claiming "the voices in my head told me to fancy her, so I did".
