Staplers in the Night
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[[Image:Banjo1.png|200px|thumb|First of many.]] | [[Image:Banjo1.png|200px|thumb|First of many.]] | ||
| - | '''Cast:''' [[Derrek MacKnox]], [[Orville Smith]], [[Thomas MacKnox]], [[Janice MacKnox]], [[Leroy Jennings]], [[Charles Jennings]], [[Bob Spatel]], The Staplers, [[Margaret Unoparola]], [[Brenda Roberts]], [[Jimothy Muller]], Steakhouse Guy | + | '''Cast:''' [[Derrek MacKnox]], [[Orville Smith]], [[Thomas MacKnox]], [[Janice MacKnox]], [[Mr. Whiskers]], [[Leroy Jennings]], [[Charles Jennings]], [[Bob Spatel]], The Staplers, [[Margaret Unoparola]], [[Brenda Roberts]], [[Jimothy Muller]], Steakhouse Guy |
'''Running Time:''' 7:00 | '''Running Time:''' 7:00 | ||
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== Transcript == | == Transcript == | ||
| + | ''(a foot steps on a bag of Funyuns which moves across the screen to reveal Derrek walking down the street, cut to front view of Derrek)'' | ||
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| + | '''DERREK:''' Huh, Banjo City. Why would anyone name an entire city after banjos? | ||
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| + | '''ORVILLE:''' ''{walks in}'' Well son, I can answer that! You see, when the founders of this town moved away from Indianapolis in 1950, they were obsessed with banjos for some reason I do not know. And so they started a town. They were prob'ly insane. And they started a town and they named it Banjo City, even though it has no suburbs and it's twenty miles from all other civilizations. | ||
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| + | '''DERREK:''' That makes absolutely no sense. | ||
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| + | '''ORVILLE:''' Don't you sass back at me, you young whippersnapper! ''{hits Derrek over the head with a banjo}'' | ||
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| + | '''DERREK:''' Augh! | ||
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| + | ''(cue intro)'' | ||
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| + | ''(cut to MacKnox house, doorbell rings)'' | ||
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| + | '''DERREK:''' Here comes the welcome wagon! | ||
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| + | '''TOM:''' ''(runs through living room, opens door)'' | ||
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| + | '''ORVILLE:''' Hello there, neighbors! ''(holds out hunk of tinfoil)'' Would you like a plump, Christmas goose? | ||
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| + | '''TOM:''' Um... Okay... ''(takes hunk of tinfoil, unwraps it to reveal a potato with "GOOSE" carved into it)'' | ||
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| + | '''JANICE:''' Who was it, Tom? | ||
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| + | '''TOM:''' Oh, just the neighbors, Janice. They gave us a plump Christmas potato. | ||
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| + | ''(cut to dinner table)'' | ||
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| + | '''DERREK:''' Uh... | ||
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| + | '''JANICE:''' Derrek, just eat your goose. | ||
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| + | '''MR. WHISKERS:''' ''(walks in, meows)'' | ||
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| + | '''DERREK:''' We need to feed Mr. Whiskers. | ||
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| + | '''TOM:''' ''(hops out of chair, runs out of the room)'' I'm going out to look for work now! ''(opens and closes the door offscreen)'' | ||
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== Notes == | == Notes == | ||
Revision as of 01:27, 29 June 2007
Cast: Derrek MacKnox, Orville Smith, Thomas MacKnox, Janice MacKnox, Mr. Whiskers, Leroy Jennings, Charles Jennings, Bob Spatel, The Staplers, Margaret Unoparola, Brenda Roberts, Jimothy Muller, Steakhouse Guy
Running Time: 7:00
Locations: Sidewalk, MacKnox House, Mayor's Office, Schoolyard, Classroom
Page Title: Staplers in the Night!
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Transcript
(a foot steps on a bag of Funyuns which moves across the screen to reveal Derrek walking down the street, cut to front view of Derrek)
DERREK: Huh, Banjo City. Why would anyone name an entire city after banjos?
ORVILLE: {walks in} Well son, I can answer that! You see, when the founders of this town moved away from Indianapolis in 1950, they were obsessed with banjos for some reason I do not know. And so they started a town. They were prob'ly insane. And they started a town and they named it Banjo City, even though it has no suburbs and it's twenty miles from all other civilizations.
DERREK: That makes absolutely no sense.
ORVILLE: Don't you sass back at me, you young whippersnapper! {hits Derrek over the head with a banjo}
DERREK: Augh!
(cue intro)
(cut to MacKnox house, doorbell rings)
DERREK: Here comes the welcome wagon!
TOM: (runs through living room, opens door)
ORVILLE: Hello there, neighbors! (holds out hunk of tinfoil) Would you like a plump, Christmas goose?
TOM: Um... Okay... (takes hunk of tinfoil, unwraps it to reveal a potato with "GOOSE" carved into it)
JANICE: Who was it, Tom?
TOM: Oh, just the neighbors, Janice. They gave us a plump Christmas potato.
(cut to dinner table)
DERREK: Uh...
JANICE: Derrek, just eat your goose.
MR. WHISKERS: (walks in, meows)
DERREK: We need to feed Mr. Whiskers.
TOM: (hops out of chair, runs out of the room) I'm going out to look for work now! (opens and closes the door offscreen)
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Notes
- "Staplers in the Night" is a parody of "Strangers in the Night".
- This is the only episode that doesn't actually have a plot.
Easter Eggs
- During the intro sequence, click Orville to see a redone version of the opening scene.
- During the intro sequence, put your mouse over and press your mouse down on Jim's Nintendo DS to see different things take its place.
- At the end, click the banjo to hear Derrek's debut album.
