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The contininent, called "Wiki" after the famous wiki editors there, has a town. The town, called Leet Town after the internet slang of the famous wiki editors there, had many homs in it. One of them belonged to someone named Three Dejong...
3dejong, 3D to his friends, sat down with a cup of hot chocolate and sipped it happily. Ah, it was winter. The snow was falling outside when he heard the doorbell. 3D got up and opened it. Stnding there were several of his neighbors: Xzelion, Murzon, Wayoshi, and Beanbean. Xzelion was human, and wore odd purple clothes that were remniscient of a certain plumber. Murzon was a small, hooded creature who wore an odd gas-mask thing on his face. Wayoshi was a yoshi, and helped run the wiki. Beanbean was an ordinary girl, except for the fact that she had green skin. Her brother Plumber was currently out throwing Stun Bob Ombs at Goombas. "We got trouble," said Xzelion. "What?" said 3D. "Trolls," said Wayoshi. "three of 'em. They say they want to negotiate." "Negotiate?" said 3D. Trolls, the sworn enemy of the Wikians, never negotiated. "All right," he said. "Lead the way." They headed to the Great Gate, where the trolls were waiting. One was a little girl who appeared to be possessed with a Dark Power. Another was a strange sphere who was changing what he was riding on from Wheels, to Wartank, to Wario, and back again. And the last was a tree creature. "Hello," said the girl in an obnoxious high-pitched voice. "I'm Peachy. The round fellow is name Willy on Wheels-" (here Willy changed what he was riding on to Wartank) "-no, now he's Willy on Wartank- no, Willy on Wario-" ("Hey! Get offa me!" said Wario) "-and now he's Willy on wheels again. Alright, and the tree guy is Logan." Logan just growled. "So," said 3D, "what are your negotiations?" "We'll negotiate that YOU SURRENDER," said Logan, as an army of Sockpuppets surrounded the wikians.
To Be Continued...