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The User Rebellion was an event that took place 300 years before the present day. In that time, the Haxor Family, the royal family of the Wiki World, ruled over the entire world. One year, two twin brothers, Ramen Haxor IV and Waffle Haxor were born. Because Waffle was born several minutes before Ramen IV, he intended to rule the kingdom. However, when the two were teenagers, Ramen IV, who lusted for power, banished his brother to The Wild West, locked up the rest of his family, and took the throne. He ruled with an iron fist, but the users, fed up with the monarchy, led an uprising against Ramen IV's rule.

However, the first uprising was quickly sqaushed by the massive army of the Wiki, and the few surviving supporters of the rebels were termed "Outcasts", and were sent away to the south in huge fleets of longboats. The some of the few who resisted went into hiding, but most were killed. 7 years later however, a new, larger uprising started, this time led by Waffle Haxor, who was thought to have been killed by the nomads who lived the Wild West, but had infact managed to survive, befriended the nomads, and recruited them to his cause. The rebels quickly sweeped through the countryside, reaching the Imperial City at 1:03 AM on August 13th.

Then, in a battle that lasted 3 days and 3 nights, the Imperial City was brought to the ground, the Wiki Army routed, and the royalty holed up in the Imperial Palace. In just 17 minutes of artillary fire, the palace fell, and Waffle challenged his brother Ramen IV to a duel to the death. However, just when Waffle thought he had won, Ramen IV shot him 13 times with a pistol and rode away in a chariot made of solid gold, retreating with the remains of his army. However, Ramen IV was later shot and killed by his most trusted general. The Wiki Army then travelled to the Spam Realm. The current day Logan Clan is descended from the soldiers of the Wiki Army.

With the monarchy fallen, the users then created a democratic nation in the Wiki, and built Leet Town on the former site of the Imperial City.