Let's Burn Down a Castle- blahyjdtjy de blah
From Create Your Own Story
You look into the bag to find a gremlin-like creature with wings staring up at you.
"Hey buddy," it says. Its voice is undoubtedly that of a douchebag. "Whatcha doin'? How's life treatin' yah?"
You recoil, startled.
"What's goin' on mah nigga? Suahhhhhhhhhhhp...! Shnigga-dee-do!"
You quickly close the bag, fearful of the creature.
Do you:
| Status | ||
| Health | Bandaged leg | Equipment:
Pants, hand-rake, half bag of cabbages and winged douchemonster, pitchfork |
| Property Damage Inflicted | $3.50 | |
| Blood | 11 pints | |
