Let's Burn Down a Castle- yellow bggggggastard

From Create Your Own Story

"Hieyyyyyyyy mah nigga, whazschoo doo dat! Hell! Fo! Sho! Whyjoo doo dat!"

You inquire as to why the green-skinned monster is being such a douche.

"Well seeing as how you've captured you, me, and you're my new master, I must do whatever you be wish, and so I'm being a douche because you've acted like a douche. If joo wish me to act narmillz, just saiso."

Do you:

Status
Health Bandaged leg Equipment:

Pants, hand-rake, half bag of cabbages and winged douchemonster, pitchfork

Property Damage Inflicted $3.50
Blood 11 pints
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