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Intervention of the Dead

From Bsfextra Level

Extra Level Short 1

Summary

Clan is able to contact the dead and revive Stinko Girl from the stomach of an octopus-headed couch potato!! Um, that's total bullcrap! *director shoots himself*

Transcript

{Opening credits}

{Cut to Clan with his necromancer staff near a cemetery in Forumopolis.}

CLAN: {muttering to himself} Okay, now... you just gotta perform the spell as to talk to the dead... {yelling voice} AZATHOTH IS UNHOLY AND THEREFORE NONEXISTENT!

{The spell works. Cut to Stinko Girl's ghost. A Gabbly window pops open.}

STINKO GIRL: Hi, Clan. 'Sup?

CLAN: Nothing much. I performed a spell to talk to the dead. After all, it's November and you've missed Halloween...

STINKO GIRL: Actually, I didn't miss Halloween.

CLAN: That's good to hear... I'ma perform a summoning spell to revive you from the dead.

STINKO GIRL: Oh, okay... I don't really want to be a zombie...

CLAN: Zombies have no souls! Your soul shall be firmly implanted onto your Undeadedness... and COLA can't stop me.

{Clan performs the spell of revival with the Eye of Sargeras, Saix's claymore, and a bunch of candy lying on the floor in alphabetical order.}

CLAN: Orichalcos EverybodyhatesJelloBitch!

{Clan's spell works successfully. Stinko Girl is now an Undead Forsaken.}

STINKO GIRL: I'm Forsaken? Why am I not Scourge?

CLAN: My spell has that random effect. Least it isn't a butterfly one. I hope to take a walk with you...

STINKO GIRL: Sure, why not? It's been awhile... and, also, I do not know where COLA's apartment is...

CLAN: You don't have to know... I want to see what it was like in Heaven for you... what did God say to you? What was your funeral like in Forumopolis?

{Clan and Stinko Girl walk outside the gates of Forumopolis with the text above saying, "God > Cthulhu. Undead Forsaken > Undead Scourge. Clan rHrN < Stinko Girl. Seriously. All 3 statements are mathematically correct."}

{End credits roll}

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