Fearsome Fivesome
From Asaction
A year ago, the elite force known as the Fearsome Fivesome ruled the ASMB with an iron fist. Everyone envied their glory, and although they are not as renowned today the legend will forever live on.
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Origins
The Fearsome Fivesome was a group of 5 AD Regulars so awesome that whatever thread they touched was derailed and sent to Spamsville. They became famous for this, and are still considered to be the best spammers AD has ever had. Okay, that might be kind of an overstatement. But they set the stage for (and in some cases served as mentors to) the next generation of uber-spammers, with whom they have since enjoyed much fruitful spamtastic collaboration. It was first formed by JusticeGundam in late '05, though now they have become disbanded, as some of the members no longer frequent AD as they used to. Though plans to reunite were being discussed, it went no where.
The Fivesome included JusticeGundam, OMNI-Enforcer, spiceweasel228, Blah_canbespanish, and Shadowstaarr.
Currently only spice, OMNI, and Shadow post regularly in AD. The other two decided they were gonna be ghey and weren't gonna post anymore.
Name Dispute
Spice was a real dummy when it came to the name. She didn't like how the name had "fivesome" in it. Since she was the only girl, she thought it was not a good word to use. The group tried to think of a different word, but couldn't. they sticked with the "fivesome" part and moved on.
The Next Generation
After the heydays of the Fearsome Fivesome, there was a period of darkness in AD. Justice, OMNI, Blah and Shadow were gone, and Spice was left to herself. She could not spam all on her own, new members were needed. Over time the next fearsome fivesome was formed. Spice stayed on along with Cille, Moon, SportsMaster and matrixman124. Or at least that is what this author thinks, Spice would know more, so expect that to change. Anywhow I digress. When Shadow and OMNI returned a new era of spam was created. Threads were sent to Spamsville so quick the mods were bound to get carpal tunnel. Everything was running great. Then things died down for a while... That is, until Blah came back. This sparked another brief spam comeback. Currently, the group seems to be in a creative rut, but as time marches on this fearsome fivesome [eightsome] will surely spam randomly for years to come.
THE FIVESOME LIVES ON FOEVAH.
The NEXT Next Generation
A new generation of spammers has as of late emerged in the AD. This Generation consists of several members, the most prominent, or "Fivesome", consists of Capp_90, CAC, champloo713 (and his various alts), KnightStar, and Eureka74U. Their battle cry is "FREEEEEEEDOM!!!!!!!!!!!" Capp, as the leader of the creative and ridiculously titled Purple Hurricanes, has been the forerunner of this group since it's creation. His primary duty consists of targeting a thread, marking his territory, and then calling in the others to anihilate it. This long tradition of going into threads and taking them over ended with the destruction of the "Bring Evangelion Back" thread, which had amassed to 50 pages before its demise. This brought upon the creation of "Capp_90's Spammy Spam Thread Complete With Spam!!!", an extremely popular thread in IB that peaked at 65 pages before its deletion a week after its creation. After several banishments of every member of the PH, things have quieted down among these 5, although all of them still spam on occasion in threads that will only last for 2 days at tops. Let's be honest, Zeni's threads are failures.
Lol, wut?
Disregard that above thing, they may be A fearsome fivesome, but they are not THE fearsome fivesome.
Don't Be Hatin'
We just wanna be accepted.
Fine, fine
Wanting to be accepted is fine, but like, you could ask if you could use the name before you decided you guys wanna be the new one. Can't you make up a new name? =p
HAW?
I made it very clear that we went by the name of the Purple Hurricanes. I meerily suggested that we could be considered the next generation of "Fivesome" but not the actual fivesome, nor have we ever called ourselves the Fivesome. I just gave the name of the "5" leaders, or counsel of 5, a concept that should be passed down from generation to generation.
In that case...
So... The people mentioned before the Purple Hurricanes are still the current Fearsome Fivesome, correct?
Maybeh
Like I said, we may or may not have assumed the role of Fivesome, since the original fivesome barely spams anymore. Then again half of my fivesome is banned, so I think there's room for a new fivesome.
