Cheesemaster
From Xdw
Cheesemaster is the single most coolest person to ever exist. He is a fairly active member at the XIIIidiots Forum, and is the inventor of the month of Novtober. Cheesemaster is cooler than XIIIidiots in every way, shape, and form.
Cheesemaster is currently the Global Moderator of XIIIidiots Forum, and is one of the best Global Moderators there ever was. He has held his title of Global Moderator since July, 2006. Through winning a contest, he has also become moderator of the Guest Discussion board. This contest is the only way he could even think of becoming a mod, because of his Xtremely low karma. Though karma no longer exists, he still would have a very low chance of becoming a moderator.
Cheesemaster is the awesomest, and should not, under ANY circumstances be confused with Swisscheesemaster.
[edit] About Cheesemaster II
On October 11th, 2006, the Cheesemaster reached an important milestone at XIIIidiots Forum, his 1337th post. Due to the awesomeness of this, he does not want to change his post count, and has stopped posting. After one week of forum deadness, the Cheesemaster created a new account, Cheesemaster II. Due to one XIIIidiots however, he will have to wait one month before he can switch his Global Moderator powers over.
[edit] Note on Usage
Cheese Master, Master of Cheese, The Cheesemaster, The Cheese Master, Cheesy Master, Master of Cheesyness, and such are NOT correct. Cheesemaster, however, is.
[edit] The Cheese Wars
Cheesemaster served as captain of the 1337 Cheese Forces during the Cheese Wars. He led them to victory 137 times, and was only ever defeated once. Luckily, he had travelled with quite a good number of White Mages, and managed to win the war.
[edit] Notable Cheesemasters/Cheesemasteresses
[edit] Cheesemaster the First(1626-1690)
Said to be the greatest Cheesemaster of all time, his existance is doubted by many. He founded the Great Cheese Clan, and defended Cheese Country up until his untimely death in 1690.
[edit] Cheesemaster the Second (1648-1720)
Heard of only in legends, he was said to be the third son of Cheesemaster the First. He was the first Cheesemaster to ever not be married to a Cheesemasteress.
[edit] Cheesemaster Zeo (Dates Unknown)
Breaking the tradition of being named "Cheesemaster the ___", Cheesemaster Zeo is the son of Cheesemaster the Second, and Christina Lolcakes. During the Great Battles of Cheeseland, he set out on a quest to save the world from the evil Radishmasters. He was never seen again.
[edit] Cheesemaster Forty-Two (1742-1800)
The coolest Cheesemaster of all time. Not much else is known about him.
[edit] Name Unknown (1780-1840)
Said to be a great Cheesemaster by some, and non-existant to others, no one really knows who he was.
[edit] Cheesemasteress Cheesette (1816-1884)
The hottest Cheesemasteress ever. She was married to Cheesemaster Lol, and ruled Cheeseland for 18 years.
[edit] THE _LEGENDARY_ Cheesemaster (1820-1888)
He was pretty damn legendary.
[edit] Cheesemaster XI (1926-1995)
Lord of Cheeseland for thirty-two years.
[edit] Our Current Cheesemaster, Cheesemaster Michael (1991- )
Michael is the current Cheesemaster, and is pretty cool. He is one of the few Cheesemasters left in the world currently.
[edit] Famous Cheesemaster Quotes
"Cheesemaster owns your soul". ~THE _LEGENDARY_ Cheesemaster (1820-1888)
"To Cheese or not to Cheese... That IS the question." ~Cheesemaster William (1775-1863)
"The world revolves around Cheese. Without it... There WOULD BE no world." ~Cheesemaster Rofl (1952-2004)
