"Powering up"

From Xdw

For those of you who know about this, the power of this move is already known. But here is an in depth description on how this elite move is performed and the history behind it. There is a man who accidently stumbled upon the absolute power of this technique. Many know this man as xlarryguyx while others know him as Brandon. Either one works fine. One day in class as this man was fooling around he unknowingly contorted his body into various positions and discovered a secret so powerful, only he could release its power. He named this technique "Powering up." Now you might ask, how would one power up? Well first of all, one would need to squat down so his ass is level with his knees. He would then pull his arms downward in a flexing/humping position. Flexing every muscle in his body and shaking with strength he would call out in a menacing battle cry, "DON'T MAKE ME POWER UP ON YOU!" Just the sound of this man saying these words would send hundreds fleeing for mercy. For the rest of the year many upon many tried to imitate this man's performance but all of them failed. There can only be one man to completely power up, and when he does you best find 'jo ass some cover!