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Behold! The newest Sci-Fi Comedy Fanfic by Chaos!

Synposis

A Long Time Ago, In A Galaxy Very, Very Near. Specifically the Wilky Way, on Earth,

3 simple friends were playing with their plastic toy guns, swords, sickles, lightsabers, and were doing all this other boy's stuff. When underneath their driveway, a Powerful meteorite from space was hatching a beast. Just then, there was a rumbling.

JARED: What was that?

JOSEPH: Reminds me of the time-{falls over} oof!

BRIAN: JARED! HOLD ME! YOU'RE THE OLDEST! {Hops in Jared's Arms}\

JARED: UGGH! Get off me, Shuffles!

BRIAN: Yes, sir.

JOSEPH: Hey, it's over! {gets up}

JARED: Wait! do you hear that?

{weird music plays, and a flash of light passes over all of the boys, their toys, and the Guitar Hero controllers.}

JARED, JOSEPH, AND BRIAN: Uggh!

{The light stops.}

JOSEPH: Whoa. Trippy.

BRIAN: OH MY GOD, LOOK AT OUR BOY JUNK!

{Joseph slowly unzips his pants.}

JARED: You know what he meant, Joey.

JOSEPH: What? Oh.

{Cuts to the toys, that are all now real weapons, excluding the Guitars, that simply work as real guitars.}

JOSEPH: So, what should we do?

JARED: We're gonna go see what that noise was!

The Characters

Joseph E. Mazzella: The leader of the team, the sharpshooter, and the only real one with the mind to explore beyond the obvious, but not THE obvious.

Brian "Shuffles" Moran: The teams speedy weapon user, he is known for his special, the "Shuffles Finale, which makes a giant top crush people. He is also reffered to as "Shuffles" By Jared, and Jospeh sometimes.

Jared: Known as just Jared, he is the powerhouse of strength, his girlfriend and Joseph's Sister Hailey, is somehow left outin the entire series. He is wearing pajamas upon the events of the seriesToo lazy to change clothes-much!

Episodes

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