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Character page in the style that is of a phoenix egg.

Transcript

{Noxigar is seen in Namine's living room couch.}

NOXIGAR: Hellote. This is Noxi, No. 0 of Organization XIII. Something involving my origins is Namine and my affiliation. Wait, did I just state the obvious?

FF7 SEPHIROTH: {offscreen} I think ya did. No matter, why do you like Namine?

NOXIGAR: That wasn't the question!

FF7 SEPHIROTH: {offscreen} Who asked you the question? Anyway, explain your character relationships, Namine aside.

NOXIGAR: Well, most of the characters see me as a friend. I think. I don't like Roxas though. He killed my fellow Org. XIII peoples. Except for Namine and the optional Absent Silhouettes.

SEPHIROTH: {Offscreen too.} I thought it was Sora!

NOXIGAR: Last time I checked, 'twas Roxas. Unless Namine is Sora's Nobody. Now to get on with this interview-thing.

FF7 SEPHIROTH: {offscreen} Okay, well what about Hades? He seems like a nice guy.

NOXIGAR: He is. We do business lunches down at The BK Lounge.

FF7 SEPHIROTH: {offscreen} Do you like Dane Cook?

NOXIGAR: Not as much as I like other people. Like you.

FF7 SEPHIROTH: {offscreen} Aww, that's sweet. Anyways, the-Sephiroth-without-swords-or-wings, do you have any interview-style questions for Noxi?

SEPHIROTH: Hey! I do have Swords and Wings! Just, I don't use it much. {Spawns wings, and 2 blades fly to his hands.} Anyway, Noxigar, what was it like, being with Organization 13?

NOXIGAR: At times, it can be lonely. I only have me and Namine as actual members. Sometimes it's better to do stuff solo so you can let out any emotions you have at the time without being belittled.

{OOC: He doesn't count Roxas for obvious reasons}

SEPHIROTH: {offscreen} No, when I mean, when they were all there. Before Sora and Riku killed them all. Like, a flashback please.

NOXIGAR: I thought the Beast killed Xaldin because Sora was a pansy when I played the game to "beat" Xaldin. It was okay. I didn't mind having Number 0. Sometimes I'd go to Vexen to help him with apothecary stuff, or I'd be sent to watch Namine while Marluxia went to get coffee. Xemnas gave me a training sequence to deal with Keyblade users, and I got cake as a form of paycheck. Axel would always tell a good joke every now and then, I was disappointed to hear he committed suicide.

FF7 SEPHIROTH: {offscreen} You seemed to enjoy it.

NOXIGAR: Yup. After they went on a mission to destroy Heartless, I got used to being alone.

SEPHIROTH: {offscreen} But, how comes you aren't mentioned in any of the games?

NOXIGAR: I was too late to register for the "journalist" role in the games as I had overslept.

SEPHIROTH: {offscreen} Can you show us, like... a video, to show us all, how you joined?

NOXIGAR: That got destroyed in the Hall of Empty Melodies, unfortunately. I got invited by Xigbar, that's all I remembered. It was two years ago, though.

FF7 SEPHIROTH: {offscreen} Well, now that we've got your origins, let's continue to the actual subject. Your relationship with Namine.

NOXIGAR: Why do you guys seem interested in that?

FF7 SEPHIROTH: {offscreen} Someone registered it as a secret of sorts.

{Pan to the window, where the Absent Silhouette of Axel is seen winking at the audience}

FF7 SEPHIROTH: {offscreen} First question: Why is she so important to you?

NOXIGAR: Hmm... I haven't thought aboot that. Methinks it's... because she's the only member besides me left! There is no I in team.

{The Absent Silhouette of Axel is seen sitting next to Noxigar with a sign with the image of a "nut" and another sign next to it with the image of a "ball"}

FF7 SEPHIROTH: {offscreen} Well, that explains nothing.

NOXIGAR: You wasted a 45 seconds on the question.

FF7 SEPHIROTH: {offscreen} The expression on your face as I asked all them questions was priceless.