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Summary

Just like in the Abridged Series, Davros unites all the popular villains, and not so popular villains, in a council meeting.

Transcript

{Cut to a table, where all the villains are sitting.}

DAVROS: Hear ye! Hear ye! I declare the Evil Council Open!

EDGEWORTHINGTON: Will I get to be a main character again?

DAVROS: No! Now shut up about you being rejected, OR YOU WON'T RECEIVE SOME LEMONADE AND CAKE AT THE END!!!

ROXAS: I accept this invitation for no real reason.

DAVROS: Oh, hey Roxas!

HADES: I'm not as much as a villain as you guys, but I'm still a villain.

DAVROS: Meh, you're still accepted.

{The Godmodder comes in.}

GODMODDER: I AM TEH GODM0DDER!!

DAVROS: Oh jeez. Who the hell invited him?

GODMODDER: I was stalking you Davros! MUAHAHAHA!!!

DAVROS: Oh that is it! You are officially the worst villain on Wikihood.

EDGEWORTHINGTON: YAY! NOW I'M NOT THE WORST!!

SUPER SAM: Hey, I destroyed all the previous Wikihoods, I'm a better villain than you.

ROXAS: And yet you died by kiwi fruit.

SUPER SAM: ...

EGGMAN NEGA: I never died! Silver Transported me away!

DAVROS: Excuse me. {Gets out power staff, and points it at Eggman Nega's head. His head explodes.} What?

ROXAS: 'Kay, that was weird.

DAVROS: Don't worry. Knowing this crazy continuity, he'll be fine within a week!

ROXAS: So you say... anyway, what's this meeting about?

DAVROS: To plot against the good guys.

ROXAS: Good. I mean bad. I mean mediocre? I'm not sure what I'm even saying anymore.

DAVROS: Roxas, I don't understand you.

ROXAS: Typical villain jargon. Do you want something to be good, or bad?

DAVROS: Bad, of course! Now, shouldn't we be conspiricing?

ROXAS: That Leo guy seems to be in our way.

MUFFIN OF D00M: Why are we doing this? Let's just go and KILL! They always just storm into someplace and fight us, and they win! Why don't we play the hero card and just rush them?

DAVROS: See! The Muffin of Doom has the right idea! Congratulations! You are now officially cooler than the First Chaos!

MUFFIN OF D00M: What a4re you talking about? I've always been cooler than him.

ADEL: I'd like to know why I'm not leading this council even though I brought you all back from the dead.

DAVROS: Because I organized it.

ROXAS: And, by all technical means, I'm the only villain to be a nominable final boss. You guys all already died previously.

MUFFIN OF D00M: I was on vacation!

ADEL: And I'm still alive as well.

DAVROS: Fine. Adel. You can be Co-Owner of this Council.

EDGEWORTHINGTON: I SHOULD OWN THIS COUNCIL! I AM THE COOLEST!!!

DAVROS: I swear to god. I am going to kill you if you don't shut the hell up.

ADEL: He already died. I don't even know how he's alive, I just put a safety pin in the back of his head.

DAVROS: Remember, the gates of hell opened?