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Synopsis

New Characters

• Joseph
• Oiracul
• Davaros

Transcript

{Joseph, Oiracul, and Davaros all appear in a black void. They stand on a glass platform.}

OIRACUL: Huh? Where am I?

JOSEPH: I'd like to know that, too.

DAVAROS: Heh? This isn't my village townhouse!

{Each of the three persons is separated to three different mosaic platforms. Each platform contains a staff, a shield, and a sword. A silver caption says, "Pick your weapon wisely. It will shape your destiny."}

DAVAROS: Umm.. Okay? {Picks up the staff.}

{Joseph silently picks up the sword.}

OIRACUL: I am to defend my friends. {Picks up the shield.}

{The silver caption then says, "Now sacrifice one of the weapons to keep your weapon."}

DAVAROS: I'll do it. I'm perfectly capable without it, anyway. {Holds out staff.}

{Joseph takes out the staff, holding it out. Oiracul gets rid of the sword. All three of them are taken to Namine's room in Twilight Town's mansion.}

JOSEPH: Huh? Namine? I thought you merged with Kairi?

NAMINE: I did not. Actually, I did, then changed my mind on the matter.

DAVAROS: And DiZ too. Didn't you blow yourself to pieces?

DiZ: You kidding? I love blowing myself up!

OIRACUL: That's... creepy.

DAVAROS: And I'm not going to ask about the mentally handicapped marshmallow over there.

HOMSAR: aAaAaAaAaAa, I'm not pudgy.¹

JOSEPH: Homsar's not mentally handicapped...

OIRACUL: Let's not debate that, please.

JOSEPH: Why are we here? And what happened to everything else around us?

NAMINE: I have erased your world, and created my own.

DAVAROS: And I'm assuming we're the only ones who remember, right?

JOSEPH: Is that true?

NAMINE: Exactly. However, that means that I must erase your memories. However, I can piece them back together with differing events. Remember your friends?

{Cut to several flashbacks of Noxigar, Chaos, Badstar, Sephiroth, and their allies.}

OIRACUL: Why do I not care?

NAMINE: Your memories only seem to involve Joseph and a humiliating loss against Noxigar.

OIRACUL: ERASE THE HUMILIATION!

NAMINE: With pleasure.

{Oiracul's memory of defeat is erased.}

NAMINE: You now only remember Joseph.

JOSEPH: Even if you WILL put it all back together, I value my memory too much to let it be harmed in such a way. Are you SURE there's not another way in?

DAVAROS: I must request.. Can you make it so not all of my memories are erased? I would only like to forget the memories of my past villainy, if that's okay. But I still want to be fairly aware of my past deeds, so I can prevent repeating them.

{Davaros' memory of his evil is erased. Namine shows Joseph her sketchbooks.}

NAMINE: For some reason, I'm able to draw you all together.

OIRACUL: Joseph, don't trust what she says!

NAMINE: It's okay Oiracul. I'm a friend of Joseph's. I'm going to allow you guys to have more fulfilling ways to interact with the others, instead of just mindlesssly shredding them. DiZ almost died to you!

JOSEPH: Why do you need to erase the memories, anyway?

NAMINE: I'm being fair. Besides, starting over feels nice without having hostility. I'm trying to reconnect everyone else without any loose ends. The last universe I made involved too many loose ends, the characters that showed potential ended up getting discarded.

JOSEPH: Well, I don't have as much space to spare as these two do. I think I'd rather stay behind and wait to see what happens. An observer, if you will. Is that possible?

NAMINE: Very well. Just, don't fight any of them yet. They are not trained yet. I plan on remaking Sharath as a test of their merit. I'm even removing Noxigar's powers until Sharath. He'll fight a lookalike of Roxas to regain his memories of Organization XIII. Actually... you look like you could give him his memories back.

{Namine tries drawing Sharath. He sends Oiracul there. Davaros is sent to DiZ.}

NAMINE: Joseph, when I draw Noxigar in Sharath, I shall inform you.

JOSEPH: Please do.

NAMINE: Don't worry, I won't make him a pushover. Test tubes will be what he needs, and maybe his staff if I feel like it. Anyway, it will obviously take awhile. I might want to use a few pathways...

DiZ: Pathways? Heh. Let's give it a while, shall we? How about... a bit longer? I mean, we have plenty of time to retcon everything into more desirable content.

NAMINE: But that's just it. That's what started this mess. Someone did not like the improv comedy of the first few days. Then, I decided to mess things up with a First Chaos. I shan't screw up again!

1. "Don't call me a marshmallow."