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Summary

Exactly what the title states, this episode lasts until the series ends, and anything that happens is totally non-canon.

Transcript

{Skullbuggy falls into White Space.}

SKULLB: {landing} Oof! That first step... sure is a doozy.

{Hermes Conrad from Futurama comes up.}

HERMES: Hello, I am Hermes. I am a Bureaucrat.

SKULLB: You're not Hermes! You're...

{SkullB pans the camera up to show a brain slug on Hermes' head.}

SKULLB: Hermes with a brain slug on his head!

BRAIN SLUG: No, this is a fashionable hat. Try it on.

{OOC: Irony is, that I just saw that episode earlier today!}

SEPHIROTH: Anyone seen Red Dwarf?

BRAIN SLUG: Do you know what is better than Red Dwarf?

SKULLB: Don't listen to him! He just wants to--

{Suddenly, a brain slug attaches to SkullB.}

SKULLB: --recommend you a new look. Try one.

SEPHIROTH: Eek. Only 1 thing is better than Red Dwarf. That is, Blackadder.

{OOC: May I ask you, do you live in the UK? - Sephiroth}

CHAOS: {Normal tone} I found this brain slug on the street. Isn't it cute?

{OOC:Chaos isn't controlled by brain slugs.}

SEPHIROTH: Yeah. Not as cute as my new ship! {Points to a Giant Deathstar, and also the Red Dwarf ship.}

CHAOS: I can get a pet anything. But you're right. That thing is TOO cute!

SEPHIROTH: Yeah. Wanna take one of the ships for a ride? Well, only one is a ship. The other is a giant planet destroying satellite.

SKULLB: {without brain slug} Oh, what's the difference? By the by, it turns out brain slugs are removable using blunt trauma to the head.

{SkullB collapses.}

{Znex walks over whistling the Red Dwarf theme. Chwoka bursts in, through the screen, ripping it.}

CHWOKA: W-w-w-w-w-wait - how can Chaos be in this alternate universe!? He killed all of the alternate hims.

ZNEX: It's impossible to kill all your alternate yous as there are an infinite amount of yous. I'd like to go into a lengthy and complicated scientific explanation about all this, but I just don't feel like doing so.

CHWOKA: Not true. There are a nearly infinite of yous; however, it would be next to impossible to kill them, as there will be about 600 billion yous that will have had the exact same idea.

SKULLB: In turn, it would be a mass suicide of sorts?

ZNEX: I suppose. But for every decision you make, there are hundreds of THOUSANDS of consequences that could follow. Which means there could LOTSA SPAGHETTI--ALTERNATE PEOPLES! And since there are millions of variations of the same thing, there could very well be an infinite amount. But we can't bother counting. =D

{Cut back to SkullB, who is now drunk.}

SKULLB: Thatssssh what you think, you... you are. You are drunk, sir. You need to watch your drinking. Whee!

CHWOKA: No - he's obviously STONED. Let me help you with that, Znex.

{Chwoka picks up a pile of stones and then proceeds to throw them at Znex.}

SKULLB: Let he without... without sssshin cassssht the firssssht sssshtone!

{SkullB throws a bottle at Chwoka and passes out again.}

ZNEX: Erm, why are you throwing rocks at me?

{Suddenly a Mr. Mime pops in.}

MR. MIME: Oh la la! Je m'apelle Pierre! Et vous?

CHAOS: Je suis napoleon!

{Chaos flies in with a giant sword made of stone with a yellow stone in the hilt, and a puffy hat, and Makes the sword flip aroun d violently and kill the Mr. Mime.}

ZNEX: Poor Mr. Mime. Oh well, there's more where that came from.

{Znex presses a button on his cuff and a portal opens up, where thousands of Mr. Mimes pour out of.}

SEPHIROTH: {Kills all the Mr. Mimes. Ash Catchum comes out of the portal.}

ASH: Oh my god! You killed all these Pokemon!

{Sephiroth gets out a gun, and shoots Ash in the head, killing him, and then he hangs his corpse.}

SEPHIROTH: You know what, I'm just gonna force everyone on. {Gets everyone, and violently throws them into the red dwarf ship.}

CHAOS: I've got to film Fraiser. {puts on a director's beret, and leaves.}

{The red dwarf ship flies off and Znex starts singing.}

ZNEX: It's cold outside,
There's no kind of atmosphere,
I'm all alone,
More or less.
Let me fly,
Far away from here,
Fun, fun, fun,
In the sun, sun, sun.
EVERYONE!

EVERYONE: I want to lie,
Shipwrecked and comotose,
Drinking fresh,
Mango juice,
Goldfish shoals,
Nibbling at my toes,
Fun, fun, fun,
In the sun, sun, sun,
Fun, fun, fun,
In the sun, sun, sun.

{A band in the background finishes the last riff and the Red Dwarf logo appears in the foreground.}

SEPHIROTH: Man, that was fun! Where are we going? {Looks on Radar, to see that they are heading to London in England.} Wow, we travelled the galaxy for 1000 Lightyears, and we're back here? Cool!

{The ship warps slightly and the stars are all different. The ship approaches Earth and lands on a grassy plain a few km from London. A horseman rides by and the Blackadder theme plays. Sephiroth starts to sing this time.}

SEPHIROTH: The sound of hoof beats 'cross the glade.
Good folk, lock up your son and daughter.
Beware the deadly flashing blade,
Unless you want to end up shorter.

EVERYONE: Black Adder, Black Adder. He rides a pitch black steed.
Black Adder, Black Adder. He's very bad indeed.

SEPHIROTH: Black. His gloves of finest mole.
Black. His codpiece made of metal.
His horse is blacker than a hole.
His pot is blacker than his kettle.

EVERYONE: Black Adder, Black Adder. With many an cunning plan.
Black Adder, Black Adder. You horrid little man!

{Singing stops.}

SEPHIROTH: Wow, is this becoming a homage of England, and Comedy from Britian, or is it just me? {A Giant Foot falls on the ground.} Yep.

{A guy dressed up as a king trots along as if riding a horse, and another man follows him clopping two coconut shells together.}

SEPHIROTH: Whoa. {Looks at a Blonde Man, in a brown coat, entering a blue Phone Box. The Phone Box flies away.} Whoa, is it me, or has England became.. more British?

{Badgers appear randomly.}

VOICE: Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger--

{Cut to a mushroom.}

VOICE: MUSHROOM! MUSHROOM!

{Cut back and the badgers appear randomly again.}

VOICE: Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger--

{Cut to a mushroom.}

VOICE: MUSHROOM! MUSHROOM!

{Cut back and the badgers appear randomly again.}

VOICE: Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger--

{Cut to a mushroom.}

VOICE: MUSHROOM! MUSHROOM!

{Cut back and the badgers appear randomly again.}

VOICE: Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger--

{Cut to a snake.}

VOICE: ARGH! A snake...a snake...a snake...

{Cut back. A magician walks over with a cow.}

VOICE: Everyone loves Magical Trevor,
'cos the tricks that he does, are really clever,

{The magician starts disappearing the cow.}

VOICE: Look at him now, disappearin' a cow, {the cow disappears completely}
Where is the cow? Hidden right now.

{The magician takes a bow.}

VOICE: Taking a bow, it's Magical Trevor,
Everyone can see that the trick is clever,

{The magician takes out a leather whip.}

VOICE: Look at him taking out his leathery, leathery whip,
It's made of magic, and with a little flick:

{The magician flicks the whip and the cow reappears.}

VOICE: Yeah yeah, yeah the cow is back,
Yeah yeah, yeah the cow is back,
Back back, back from its magical journey...

ZNEX: Creepy... O_o

SEPHIROTH: Whoa.

SKULLB: My turn!

{SkullB puts on the song "Jurassic Park" by Weird Al Yankovic.}

{Sing along here if you'd like!}

SKULLB: Jurassic Park is frightening in the dark!
All the dinosaurs are running wi-ild!
Someone shut the fence off in the rain!

{Jerry comes out of nowhere.}

JERRY: I admit it's kinda eerie,
but this proves my Chaos Theory,
and I don't think I'll be coming back again!

BOTH: Oh noooooooo!

SEPHIROTH: Whoa. What's next? Chuck Berry music? {Johnny. B. Goode starts playing.}

CHAOS: Aw, cool! Um, let's see. Now, what, Will Will Sasso come on or something?

{Louie Anderson pops up out of nowhere.}

{Phoenix Wright appears.}

PHOENIX WRIGHT: OBJECTION! {shoop da whoop mouth appears on him} I'mma chargin' mah cannon....SHOOP DA WHOOP!

{A laser shoots out of the Shoop da Whoop mouth and vaporises Louie Anderson and all the other popular singers.}

CHAOS: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

{The laser tries to vaporise Chaos, but Robotnik appears.}

ROBOTNIK: NO!

{Luigi and Mario appear.}

LUIGI: I hope she has lotsa spaghetti! And lotsa {Mario's voice} toast. {normal voice} And lotsa--

{The laser vaporises Luigi.}

CHAOS: Birdhouse in your soul!

{A birdhouse falls on Mario.}

{The laser vaporises everyone and everything but the Wikihood characters.}

ZNEX: Now what?

SKULLB: More like, what now?

{Bob Dole walks onscreen.}

BOB DOLE: Bob Dole, Bob Dole, Bob Dole, Bob Dole.

{John Howard appears.}

JOHN HOWARD: HOWARD KICK!

{John Howard performs something very much like a Falcon kick on Bob Dole.}

SEPHIROTH: God, this is boring. I'm going to heaven to meet a bunch of famous dead guys. You come too. {Grabs Everyone else, and flies into the sky. Cut to a giant kingdom of Diamonds, Emeralds, Clouds, and other pretty stuff.} Whoa! I'm gonna talk to James Brown. {Walks over to a Poker Table, where George Harrison, Ray Charles, Freddie Mercury, and James Brown are at, playing poker.} Hey James!

JAMES BROWN: Wha-... Oh, hello. Are you a fan?

ZNEX: Meh, I'mma gonna talk to Caesar. I was one of his colleague generals.

{Znex presses a few buttons on his cuff and he turns into a Roman general. He then walks over to a Roman who has several stab marks. They then start chatting in Latin.}

SEPHIROTH: I'm Sephiroth. Big fan.

JAMES BROWN: Ah. That's good to hear.

FREDDIE MERCURY: What about us?

SEPHIROTH: Oh yeah, I'm a big fan of you guys too.

ALL: Yay!

CHAOS: I don't like you.

ALL: Boo!

{Millions of bazookas are surrounding Chaos, targeting his head.}

CHAOS: I'm immortal. We've gone over this about 28 times.

RAY CHARLES: How are you immortal if you don't have a soul? HOW ARE YOU EVEN TALKING?!?