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Chat

{Zarel walks up to Ch'mera}

ZAREL: {a bit nervous} Hey. I'm Zarel, you may remember me from lunch... {nervous chuckle}

{Jared cracks open Zarel's locker and puts in a stink bomb.}

ZAREL: That does it. {takes the stink bomb, shoves it down Jared's throat, and walks off. OH WAIT JARED'S GOING TO DO SOME MARY SUE-ISH THING SO THAT RAIKU GETS HIS WAY ALL THE TIME YEAH THAT'S IT}

JARED: Ow. It's like passing a kidney stone. I'm going to the bathroom. {walks to the bathroom.}

ZAREL: You go do that. Maybe drown in the toilet for me.

CH'MERA: {stares after Jared} Eech, too much information... Anyway, hi.

ZAREL: Look, if you're wondering at all, don't worry, I'm not sore about you hitting me and stealing my sandwich and all. I'm just looking to make friends here. Oh, and- {pops head off} this, is natural for me. {pops head back on} You have every right to be a bit freaked, just don't treat me like I have the Black Plague or something. So, friends? {offers handshake}

CH'MERA: {rolls her eyes as she shakes Zarel's hand} Friends, I guess.

CLOVER: {pops up slowly behind Ch'mera's shoulder, letting only Zarel notice him at first}

{Dr. Jett creeps up behind them}

DR. JETT: you kids goin to prom together? why not ditch the zero and get with the hero {motions to self}

CLOVER: {ducks down so that if Ch'mera turns around she would never know he was there}

DR. JETT: cmon babe lemme give you a night with a real man

CH'MERA: {whips around, growls} Who the hell do you think you are?

DR. JETT: {now shirtless} your night in shining armor baby

DR. JETT: you a freshman?

{Lithium sets the mood lighting}

DR. JETT: lithium you wanna tag team this s**t

LITHIUM: I AM HAPPY SIMPLY TO BE YOUR WINGMAN BUD

[high five!!!!!!}

{Dr. Sunbeam walks up and slaps the men.}

SUNBEAM: This is FOUL

SUNBEAM: WOMEN HAVE A PLACE IN THE WORKPLACE

DR. JETT: that place is me {winks furiously}

SUNBEAM: YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH I have to communicate with the inner goddess now so leave me be.

{Dr. Sunbeam heads to the bathroom.}

CH'MERA: {clenches her fist} I could report you, you know that?

ZAREL: What creepers...

CLOVER: {pops back up behind Zarel, takes in a deep breath silently} Helloooooooo.

ZAREL: Oh. Hey there.

GILLIAN: {walks in} Hi, I'm new.

{Clover pops down again, then pops up behind Gillian and proceeds to sniff at her.}

{Yvonne walks in, holding her stuff. Her head is ducked behind her pencil pouch.}

{Clover seems content with Gillian's scent and proceeds to sniff Yvonne}

{Dr. Jett does the same}

{yvonne runs off.}

DR. JETT: freshmen {ARM SWING}