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{Two men are walking in the woods.}

MAN 1: Yes! I'm going to finally find Bigfoot! I'll be a millionaire!

MAN 2: I still think you're off your meds.

MAN 1: When I'm done with this, I won't need meds! I'll be rich enough to find a cure!

{Man 1 takes out a camera.}

MAN 2: Are you sure it's not just a bear? The footprint was the same exact shape.

MAN 1: But it was twice as big as an adult bear's!

MAN 2: So is your ego. That doesn't make either any less normal.

{A roar is heard.}

MAN 2: My God! Get us out of here!

MAN 1: Are you insane? That's the roar of Bigfoot!

MAN 2: Did you ever consider that Bigfoot or whatever creature that is could potentially kill us?

{Man 1 thinks for a moment.}

MAN 1: No...

{The roaring gets louder.}

MAN 2: Then you better consider it now because I'm out of here, even if I have to leave without you!

MAN 1: But I can't stay here by myself! I'm afraid of the dark and you know it!

MAN 2: Make a fire!

{Suddenly, a roar comes from a bush 5 feet away from the men. They both scream until the creature jumps out.}

MAN 2: Oh, you're freaking kidding me. It was just a bear cub.

MAN 1: With gigantic feet! I knew it!

{Man 2 looks at Man 1 angrily and runs offscreen.}

MAN 1: {pets cub} Hi there, moneymaker.

{The cub makes a large roar and eats Man 1 alive.}

MAN 1: {in cub's stomach} Help! It's dark in here!

I've heard it before. Zoo977^Reality?

Really? From where? 00:15, 15 March 2009 (UTC)

The church my grand mother goes to. Zoo977^Reality?

The joke is kind of lame, but I know you're pretty good at writing, so I'll let you redo. Try to expand your ideas into a full-on sketch instead of just a transcribed one-liner, like Badstar did in his tryout. — ChwokaTalk

OK, I hope this is better. 01:04, 15 March 2009 (UTC)

Much better, more sketch-like. However, you had the characters explain something instead of putting it in action brackets. Keep an eye on that. Hired! — ChwokaTalk