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CORPSE: Everyone here?

ANDRE: Yeah.

CLAM CHOWDER: Corpse, I need a mission or I dieee!

CORPSE: A computer chip holding files to Project Icarus is in one of Vertigo's three warehouses. Retrieve it, or you will REALLY die.

CLAM: ... Who's Vertigo and where is his three warehouses?

CORPSE: Robert Vertigo is head of the Vertigo Mob. His warehouses are in the Bronx.

CIPHER: Sir! Cipher reporting for duty, sir!

{Andre, Clam, and Reptile teleport}

CLAM: Corpse, we've got the chip.

CORPSE: Congratulations. Clam, nice work on that binary, and Andre, that was awesome. For your reward, Clam and Andre get a small room, just for them

{Clam and Andre high five}

CORPSE: But Vertigo is in the third warehouse, and needs to be taken out.

CLAM: Dang. We'll have to go back to Bronx, guys.

CIPHER: Heh. Vertigo won't know what hit him when we're through.

CLAM: I dunno Corpse, should Rookie go?

CORPSE: If he's ready to risk his life.

CIPHER: Don't worry about a thing, boss. It's Vertigo's cronies that are gonna go down, not me.

CLAM: We've defeated Vertigo, Corpse. Andre here isn't so lucky.

CORPSE: Reptile, Cipher, that was great. You get your own rooms.

CIPHER: So, what's next?

CORPSE: I want you to meet with the president of Kingston Malls, David Kingson. Start by getting a coffee at Campy Coffee, then getting a bite to eat at Seven Star Dining.

{Cipher, Clam, Reptile, and Andre teleport in}

CIPHER: Hey Corpse. Andre managed to kill Jinx, the teleporter. Clam suggested to bring the corpse to you. How's the president doing?

CORPSE: Fine, Fine.

CLAM: Oh, and Cipher knocked me out on accident.

CIPHER: ...I thought Jinx stabbed you in the arm.

CORPSE: Anyways, you guys don't have a mission for a few hours. Explore the Bronx!

ANDRE: That was some hard shit.

CORPSE: LEAVE

CORPSE: I got a new mission for you guys. Kingston was an imposter. Quickio has been taking his place. Run up to the kingston malls and stop him before he blows it up at the ceremony, or he will kill thousands.

CIPHER: Deja-what?

CORPSE: You heard me.