Super Sam accidentally the entire Wiki User Wiki.

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At about 12:47pm EST, the fan that my feet are currently resting on somehow brought it back (probably due to my lack of sleep and incorrect joint control) and landed with a loud THUD! on the ground. Naturally, I was unfazed by it. However, my pets were not so unfazed. The cat woke up and shortly went back to sleep. Our little bishon frise crossed with a poodle, a bichoodle, if you will, barked continuously until I gave it attention. Our final pet, a border collie, remained asleep outside, eyeing the cat sitting at the door, waiting to be released.

Oh ok-

It appears the dog wanted my attention and proceeded to knock me to the ground.

Unfortunately for him, the world is getting darker...

Turns out it was just a dream. Except for the fan part. And the pet part. Thank god it wasn't the dog knocking me into submission part.

I give this great gay ole time a 7 out of 10.