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Synopsis

Roy and Mewtwo go to a Burger King where they beat everyone else at Super Smash Brothers Brawl. Inspired by [1] in terms of the randomosity.

Works And Information Being Parodied In Order

1. Dynamic duos. Mostly Harold and Kumar, though. Those guys are such morons.
2. Repetitive dialogue. Very annoying it is, hmm?
3. Mewtwo has fanboys. Then again, so does Mudkip
4. Drive-Thru Whale is an example of incompetent customer service. It is going to happen to you.
5. Wolf is a parody of gender-confused cartoon characters. Then again, Mewtwo is genderless in the Pokemon games, so whether he's a dude or not is... not even possible to analyze.
6. YouTube Poop jokes. Again. For laughs.
7. Wendy's. It's not fast food, it's cheap food!
8. Dr. Mario. He could be a decent antagonist if Nintendo wasn't utterly ridiculous with its titles.
9. RPG characters who hate RPGs but still play/are in them.
10. "And to realize that scene was only a dream"-type styles in fanfics. It's one reason why they suck.

Transcript

{Cut to a DeLorean car. Roy and Mewtwo are busy driving.}

ROY: I'm bored. I wish Ike didn't replace me.

{They drive, and find an exit with a Burger King in it}

MEWTWO: I'm bored. I wish Lucario didn't replace me.

{They park at the Burger King. Roy and Mewtwo both get out of the car.}

ROY: Hey, wanna eat?

MEWTWO: I guess I could use an XT Burger. They taste awesome!

ROY: Since I'm pescatarian, I guess I'll go for the BK Big Fish. Omega 3's are awesome to have.

MEWTWO: Are you sure they're really that healthy?

ROY: I'm sure dang sure.

MEWTWO: Let's do drive-thru. The fanboys will flip once they know I went to a Burger King.

ROY: Why didn't you tell me?

MEWTWO: I thought you knew.

ROY: Well I didn't.

{Roy and Mewtwo get back in the car. In the drive-thru is a Drive-Thru Whale}

DRIVE-THRU WHALE: Welcome to Dane Cook's innards. How can we take your order?

ROY: Uh... I'd like a Chipotle XT Burger, and I'd like a BK Big Fish. Both combos.

DRIVE-THRU WHALE: Would you like cheesy movies on your XT Burger?

MEWTWO: No. Now just give us the order.

DRIVE-THRU WHALE: Ride a tiger, please.

ROY: You can cave my brown if you don't give us our orders.

DRIVE-THRU WHALE: Homsar's my manager. He'd like to kick a Plug Ball into your face.

MEWTWO: Your incompetence is no excuse to prevent us from getting our meals!

HOMSAR: {through intercom} I'm afraid you can't get your Connect Four.

DRIVE-THRU WHALE: He has a point.

{Mewtwo charges up a Shadow Ball. Then he blasts the Drive-Thru Whale with it, and also the entire Burger King. Wolf walks onscreen.}

WOLF: Why hello there, hotness.

MEWTWO: If you do not disperse and leave, I will have to execute you.

WOLF: But you're so pretty!

MEWTWO: ...

ROY: Beat it, Wolf!

WOLF: Parakeet!

{Roy smacks Wolf to the moon with the flat of his blade.}

MEWTWO: I was getting sick of him.

ROY: Me too.

{Bowser walks onscreen}

BOWSER: Me kill Roy and Mewtwo again.

MEWTWO: Since when was Bowser unintelligent?

{Luigi appears}

LUIGI: That's Mama Luigi to YOU, Mewtwo! {Luigi wheezes after he is done talking}

MEWTWO: Don't tell me that until AFTER I've had my-

LINK: Dinner!

{Link walks onscreen}

ROY: This is going to fail so hard. I just know it. Mewtwo, you take care of these shmucks.

{Mewtwo defeats Luigi, Link, and Bowser, in that order, using different Super Smash Bros. Melee techniques}

MEWTWO: I'm surprised they have changed. Maybe because of-

{A blue ball hits Mewtwo in the back. It turns out to be Sonic}

SONIC: Prepare to be fast, fast like Wendy's!

MEWTWO: You're cheap, cheap like Wendy's!

{Mewtwo throws Sonic into a beehive five miles away}

ROY: Nice job!

{Unbeknownst to Roy, Kirby is sucking up bandwidth}

MEWTWO: Die!

{Mewtwo pops Kirby with a needle, sending him flying}

ROY: Uh... what was that for?

MEWTWO: He was sucking bandwidth.

{The rest of the Smash Bros. cast attempts to surround Roy and Mewtwo. Dr. Mario stands atop a floating rock}

DR. MARIO: Ah, I don't need you fighting more of my minions. {Dr. Mario pushes a button that kills all the other Smash Bros. characters}

ROY: Have we proved our worth yet?

DR. MARIO: You have. Now get me a fruit smoothie!

MEWTWO: No.

DR. MARIO: There goes your chance at winning the Super Trophy of Utter Disaster.

ROY: The STUD?

Dr. MARIO: The STUD.

{Mewtwo reluctantly go gets Dr. Mario a fruit smoothie, and snatches the Super Trophy of Utter Disaster from him.}

MEWTWO: I swear, THIS isn't CHRONO TRIGGER or any of them MUD role-playing games!

DR. MARIO: Anyway... good luck winning next year's Smash Brothers Tournament!

{Cut to Noxigar in a bed in Castle Oblivion. He has just woken up}

NOXIGAR: What have I been doing last night?

{End credits.}