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Iotas Being Parodied

1. Pre-plotting through synopsis. This is what led Wikihood Redux to its doom. So, to avoid preplotting, I simply come up with what's on my mind rather than a formulated idea.
2. The train station in Twilight Town from Kingdom Hearts 2. This could have been a lot more than just a passageway to some stupid castle where you meet some magician who tells you what you already know from the manual. The train in Kingdom Hearts 2, in addition, usually doesn't take anyone aside from Sora, Donald, and Goofy, which is unrealistic.
3. Currency that only exists within a series.
4. Sharoth is in-between Twilight Town and Destiny Islands for amusement.
5. "Press X to jump" is what a lot of Playstation games have you do in RPGs. This also parodies how RPG messages are fixed to stuff like this that nobody cares about or could read for themselves in game manuals.
6. 13:37 a.m. - Some games and fanfics use the number 1337 for amusement.
7. Do trains move faster than cars? No, but they have more Force (due to more mass and same acceleration).
8. Leaf Shield is only supposed to exist in Megamans 2, 4, 5, 6, 7, and 9 (in 4, 5, 6, 7, and 9 the Leaf Shield is a different shield related to the Robot Master who carries a shield)

Transcript

{Cut to Noxigar, who is in Twilight Town's alleys. He then goes to the train station with some munny. He finds a ticketmaster.}

NOXIGAR: Hey, do you know where I can get a train to Destiny Islands?

TICKETMASTER: Destiny Islands? That's a little far away, dontcha think?

NOXIGAR: I can make it through the train. I brought some extra munny to get lunch.

TICKETMASTER: Well, there's a stop in between Twilight Town and Destiny Islands. It's known as Sharoth.

NOXIGAR: Sharoth? Sounds like a cool place.

TICKETMASTER: Anyway, the ticket itself costs 200 munny.

{Noxigar gives 200 munny to the ticketmaster. In exchange, the ticketmaster gives Noxigar the ticket.}

TICKETMASTER: Feel free to go inside whenever. Also, press X to jump.

{Noxigar goes inside the train station. He looks in amazement at the architecture, but looks at a clock; it is currently 13:37}

NOXIGAR: So the train's at 14:00, according to my ticket.

{The train arrives, with people leaving said train}

NOXIGAR: I better hurry!

{After waiting for everyone to leave the train, Noxigar enters the train. He looks around, noticing that he's the only person on the train}

NOXIGAR: I'm sure glad there isn't anyone else on this train. I'd have to endure odors, be sat on, or both if there were anyone on this train.

{Fast-forward through time. Noxigar is still the only person inside the train. The clock says 13:59. After a few seconds, the clock says 14:00 and the train moves at 120 mph, Noxigar almost collapsing. Suddenly, the train stops.}

NOXIGAR: Are we at Sharoth?

{The train doors open. A paper flys out of the train with instructions. Noxigar follows said paper, eventually getting it. Noxigar reads the instructions.}

Noxigar,

You are on Terminal B of Sharoth Trainways.

To get to Destiny Islands, go to Terminal E.

- Leo, King of Sharoth

NOXIGAR: How does Leo know I'm-

{Noxigar spots a security camera}

NOXIGAR: Oh.

{Cut to the Twilight Town mansion. Lexon is drawing stuff in Namine's sketchbook}

LEXON: Hmm... I'll make a shortcut!

{Cut back to Sharoth Trainways. A sign above Noxigar points to Terminal E. He looks up, noticing said sign. Noxigar follows the directions. Noticing he still has time left, Noxi decides to go to a nearby sub sandwich restaurant, eating the sub sandwich. He then enters the train upon seeing it, and notices that this train is empty too.}

NOXIGAR: Does no one else take this train?

{The train moves again for 3 minutes, and Noxigar arrives at Destiny Islands}

NOXIGAR: At last, now to go find Riku or Roxas. If I can defeat Riku, I surely can defeat Roxas easily.

{Noxigar exits the train. He can feel a breeze as he heads towards the beach.}

NOXIGAR: I've got to get outside more. This breeze is amazing.

{Noxigar notices Riku in the beach.}

NOXIGAR: You must be Riku?

{Riku turns around}

RIKU: Huh? Who are you?

NOXIGAR: Number 0.

RIKU: Zero? Yeah, you're a zero alright.

{Riku charges at Noxigar. Deathbringer appears}

DEATHBRINGER: I see you like my Riku Illusion. Perfect for someone as gullible as you.

{Riku slashes at Noxigar repeatedly. After a sixth hit, Noxigar falls to the ground.}

NOXIGAR: But how did you-

DEATHBRINGER: I am officially the King of Hearts, thanks to my marriage to Kairi. Too bad for you that I rule Destiny Islands now, and with an iron fist.

{Noxigar gets up, and uses Leaf Shield, blocking all of Riku's current hits}

DEATHBRINGER: Leaf Shield? That doesn't even exist in this universe!

{Noxigar throws the Leaf Shield at the Riku Illusion, dissolving it}

NOXIGAR: At least I know it's powerful.

DEATHBRINGER: Heh, if I fight you now I'll be trounced.

{Deathbringer warps away. Noxigar walks towards the beach again, noticing it to be empty. There's a sign that says, "Beach is closed. Come back tomorrow". End credits roll after that.}