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Synopsis

Noxigar knows that Roxas was not defeated and he prepares himself... by trying to get the magical Leaf Shield that kills anything.

Stuff Being Referenced Badly

1. Airman ga no Taosenai in general - Can't beat Heatman's level? Get Item 2 O WAIT!
2. The Leaf Shield (Woodman's weapon in Megaman 2)
3. Newspapers and how they stir plots easily.
4. Roxas Hunter = Maverick Hunter in the Kingdom Hearts universe
5. Fujin and her one-liners annoy me.
6. Raijin also annoys me.
7. Constant fast-forwarding/retconning. It annoyeth a lot of people, not just me.
8. I remember flipping through channels and finding a commercial which had a person saying, "My strategy is to let people underestimate me; {evil voice} And it's been working". Guess what it's from and you win 1 Internet.
9. "Winner is you!" - Why does THAT meme exist?

Transcript

{Noxigar can be seen outside the mansion in Twilight Town, also outside the gates.}

NOXIGAR: It just occured to me, that everytime I try to defeat Roxas I fail somehow.

{Noxigar finds a newspaper. The top reads, "AWESOME CONVENTION HITS TWILIGHT TOWN"}

NOXIGAR: Ah, so the Awesome Convention has hit Twilight Town? This will be fun.

{Noxigar runs off. Cut to Lexon inside the mansion reading the same newspaper, and Namine drawing in a sketchbook}

LEXON: It seems as though there's a new item to be rewarded to the winner of this tournament. Wait- the Leaf Shield?! That comes from Woodman! Noone's ever been able to beat him!

NAMINE: Really? How come Metal Blade seems to be efficient, then?

LEXON: I do not know...

{Namine looks outside her window}

NAMINE: I hope Noxigar does okay.

{Cut to Noxigar in the Town Square. Seifer sees him.}

SEIFER: Oh, it's whats-his-face! Roxas Hunter!

NOXIGAR: Heh? Know where the tournament sign-ups are?

SEIFER: Yeah, but I'm almost totally sure that I'll get the Leaf Shield and not you.

FUJIN: Bedazzlement.

NOXIGAR: Narciccist.

FUJIN: Decent friend.

NOXIGAR: More like boyfriend by the looks of it.

FUJIN: Mind business.

NOXIGAR: Eventually Seifer's going to be my business.

FUJIN: Your face.

NOXIGAR: Unoriginal.

FUJIN: Shut up.

RAIJIN: Until the tournament, you've got no business with us, y'know?

NOXIGAR: Fine.

{Vivi arrives}

VIVI: Wait, you'll be fighting me; not Seifer.

NOXIGAR: But how?

VIVI: My strategy is to let people underestimate me; {evil voice} and it's been working.

NOXIGAR: {sarcastically} At least Seifer's stopped calling you a weakling...

{Flip to 3 hours later to find a tournament}

TOURNAMENT ANNOUNCER: And we've made it to the finals! Noxigar versus Vivi!

{Noxigar and Vivi combat each other with sticks. In between attacks, Noxigar sees Roxas instead of Vivi, provoking him to exert more effort. Eventually, Vivi forfeits due to exhaustion and Noxigar's sleeves look ravaged.}

TOURNAMENT ANNOUNCER: The winner is-

{Lexon kicks the Tournament Announcer offstage}

LEXON: Winner is you!

{Fast-forward to back in the KH2 mansion. Noxigar is playing around with Leaf Shield}

NOXIGAR: I can't believe I won this thing!

{Homsar arrives in Organization XIII attire}

HOMSAR: I am the number B!

{End credits}